May 2012
May 27th
30,182 notes
thatssomaeven: one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
May 27th
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annawintour: so done with being ugly can i please emerge from my chrysalis and become hot as fuck thanks
May 27th
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I just want all this fat to be gone.
trytobeopen-minded: That’s all I want.
May 26th
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May 26th
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Tonights one of those night where i feel like crap thinking about life and its 2 am im supposed to be asleep but im wide awake. Life hasnt been mean to me recently which was nice but idk my thoughts at night are really pessimistic and my brain just overthinks and overworks and usually id be too sleepy to care but i just cant seem to fall asleep tonight. Im know im talking nonsense and its annoying...
May 26th
May 26th
58 notes
As Loki gets Hulk-smashed
Everyone: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA little shit
Me: MY BABY
May 26th
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May 26th
180 notes
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
May 26th
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May 26th
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I bet people who unfollow me wear crocs with socks
May 26th
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barackfuckingobama: zeldea: why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
May 26th
59,149 notes
Thorgasm
aphex93: fuzzlesan: thenextdragonborn: lacrimosa453: thenextdragonborn: disubiquity: bwstickles: codeofmichelle: shes-a-pirate: thornado thortoise my neighbor thortoro The Thorax Thorpedo Thordor Thor Odinson: Ace Atthorney ok I reblogged for the last one this is the best thingI’ve ever seen
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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Shhh do you hear that? It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
May 26th
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May 26th
57,897 notes
me: hey I just met you and-
me: why are you walking away
May 26th
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mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
May 26th
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Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
May 26th
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May 26th
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1 tag
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
372,506 notes
Gale: Don't cha wish your boyfriend shot squirrels like me
Katniss: Gale, stop-
Gale: Don't cha wish your boy got all the girls like me
Katniss: Just-
Gale: DON'T CHA
Katniss: Pleas-
Gale: DON'T CHA
Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me
Katniss: Oh god not you too-
Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend baked buns like me
Katniss: Peeta-
Peeta: DON'T CHA
Katniss: Make it stop-
Peeta: DON'T CHA
May 25th
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May 24th
44,677 notes
May 24th
83 notes
Kadangkala aku tak faham perasaanku.
May 23rd
Non-Asian people: Your eyes are small.
Asians: So is your brain.
May 21st
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May 20th
22,100 notes
May 20th
925 notes
May 19th
255 notes
I wonder how youre doing now…
May 19th
diagonialley: richwhitelesbian: teapayne: One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug i got fired because of you omFg
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Bullet belt, chains, boots, long hair, Vest full...
reqiem: Now try to be a legend like him.  
May 18th
3 notes
When you meet a celebrity:
chaystar:
May 18th
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May 17th
457 notes
its so nice to see that many people share the same thoughts as you, no matter is it online or in real life. Honestly thats one of the best feelings you can get. 
May 16th